2013 is here. I know, who’d have thunk we could’ve made it this far, World?
I spent the New Year’s with family, something I’m not proud of. It was my father’s first time home for New Year’s Eve in my entire life, so I only had one choice if I wanted any part of the inheritance. And if you think I’m kidding, that’s what he threatened me with. Considering I had no other plans, me and the girlfriend spent time with the family and now when my father does pass away, I’ll get some sweet Bonds worth $50.
I hope everyone else had a great year –minus all of those shitty times– and a safe New Year’s Eve.
Hopefully 2013 is better than the last. We survived another apocalypse and are looking forward to a dismal future where PSY’s Gangnam Style and Ryan Seacrest rule the airwaves.
I feel like Joss Whedon is writing our lives.
Fun fact: my auto-correct changed “Seacrest” to “Seaquest” which makes me happy.